It's time for the first short person adventure! So, today my fellow shorty, Jessica, and I hit up the mall. It was pretty insane. Adding Jess to anything makes things pretty darn interesting. We started off in Victoria Secret. Jessica decided to spray every single perfume in the store...not joking. She literally made that her goal. Trust me, she succeeded. Then we thought it would be fun to test the make up samples, but accidentally broke for of them. This lead to us being kicked out of Victoria Secret...this makes me feel accomplished (: Next, Jess went on to tripping on the escalator. How does a person do this? Only a short person. We ended the night out in the Disney Store with Jessica hugging that bear from Toy Story 3. Pretty good short person night (:
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Notre Dame baby
As I look on the field, I see football players dress in gold uniforms with green writing jog on to the field, encouraging the thousands of fans to scream and cheer louder. Around me, people are yelling as loud as they can. Yelling so loud that the veins in their throat are bulging out. A crowd like this one can only be for one event: a Notre Dame home football game. Looking on to the field, a pang of excitement rushed through me. Excitement in knowing that this is where my want to be for my college years. The scent of greasy food lingers in the air mixed with sweat and bad bo. But none of this mattered to me. All that mattered was watching the football game and screaming as loud as possible with the rest of the crowd. Nothing at all compared to that Notre Dame game.
Hello (:
My name is ashley, and I am what most people would consider short. Yes, I admit it. I'm short (this is something I usually do not like to admit to.) People say that blondes have more fun, but that's so not true. Short people have more fun. For some reason things are just more fun when your short. Everythings feels more like an adventure. So, in this little blog thing, I'm going to prove that short people have more fun. Myself and my fellow shortys and some tall ones (I don't disgriminate with hight) get into some weird situations and adventures, but their always memoriable. So, I will let you in on all the fun us short people have. Enjoy (:
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