Last Friday Night (;

Last Friday night was pretty successful.  My girl Toni came over and we acted like idiot, then we went out to dinner with Lauren, Jake, Megan, Kara, and Maddy.  We screamed and pissed everyone off.  It made me laugh. Our waiter was a jerk. He asked for a tip! Who does that!?   Whatever.  It was a good night(:

Black Friday Shopping

I went black Friday shopping for the first time ever, and it was pretty amazing.  I went to Gurnee Mills with my aunt.  It wasn't as crowed as I thought it would be.  I thought there would be a massive crowd, but there really wasn't.  I was kinda dissapointed.  I really wanted to get in a fight...

Happy Thanksgiving!

So, this is a bit delayed, but...HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! I hope everyone one had a good one.  Mine went pretty well.  I spent a lot of time with my little cousin, Zach.  Hes three and the cutest little kid ever.  I got to see my auntie Heather too.  I love her.  She acts like a ten year old.  Hope everyone had a good one (:

Sleepover with Jess (:

After this evening, I went to Jessicas.  Her apartement is freaking insane!  There are toys, food, and cloths thrown around the entire place, but I kinda like the mess.  We acomplished a lot.  We dyed my hair, watched the Hangover, and played with her kitty.  I love her kitty.  She's so pretty.  She has white and gray fur and at some point, I will steal her!

Whoa

Well, it's been way too long since I last posted.  Well, let me catch up. I don't remember the exact day of all these events, but they were entertaining.  So, a few weeks ago, I had a girls night at my house.  That was entertaining...lauren, megan, kara, maddy, jessica, and toni came over, and I made a huge mistake. I gave them pop amd pizza. these girls eat like freaking whales, which doesn't make any since to me since they weigh like ten pounds. Then the pop...that make them all extremely hyper. But it was all good (: We all made eachother look like freaking clowns. Then they raided my closet, stole stuff, and left. A successful evening.

On a small note...tomorrows 11-11-11. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm planning on making a wish. I know it is probally all crap about it coming true, but just to be safe I'll make one.

Monday is cool

Monday was an interesting day. I missed my afternoon bus, but the thing thing? Jessica's mom was picking her up and Jess informed her I would be getting a ride home with them. We stopped off at her moms work where we meet a man that look like the rapper Ludacris. No joke. They could be long lost twins. We now call him Ludacris. Ludacris says where off the chain. (: Next, we went to Meijer. Jessica got scared because the store was filled with Asians that day. Ever since Jakie Chan, she's been deathly afraid of Asians. We continued our adventures in a woods behind her apartment complex where we got lost, muddy, and extremely wet. I fell in mud a few times. Oh well.

An Eventful Halloween

So, it was a good Halloween for this short person.  My friends Lena, Lauren, Jake, Ronny, Kara, and Toni came over to my place.  I was a flapper...though I kinda messed up my costume.  The dress was super long on me because of my height, so Lena cut it a little. A little to much.  The dress barely covered my butt.  I had to wear leggings.  Anyway, we went trick-or-treating like the freshman losers we are.  I learned that you should never wear high heels when you go trick-or-treating.  My feet were in soooo much pain.  Lets see, we ran down the streets, after we were done, yelling and screaming and acting like idiots.  After trick-or-treating, we went to Red Robin.  Toni, Ronny, and I knocked back at least forty packets of sugar.  Then, I snorted salt.  Twice.  It burned like no other.  They all said I jumped up really high in the air.  Then, we just the special seasoning for the fries, pepper, salt, sugar, Italian dressing, and a fry in a glass of water and made Toni chug it.  It was pretty boss.  The look on her face was priceless.  So, overall it was a great night with the gang.

Adventures at the mall (:

It's time for the first short person adventure! So, today my fellow shorty, Jessica, and I hit up the mall. It was pretty insane.  Adding Jess to anything makes things pretty darn interesting.  We started off in Victoria Secret.  Jessica decided to spray every single perfume in the store...not joking.  She literally made that her goal.  Trust me, she succeeded.  Then we thought it would be fun to test the make up samples, but accidentally broke for of them.  This lead to us being kicked out of Victoria Secret...this makes me feel accomplished (:  Next, Jess went on to tripping on the escalator.  How does a person do this?  Only a short person.  We ended the night out in the Disney Store with Jessica hugging that bear from Toy Story 3.  Pretty good short person night (:

Notre Dame baby

As I look on the field, I see football players dress in gold uniforms with green writing jog on to the field, encouraging the thousands of fans to scream and cheer louder.  Around me, people are yelling as loud as they can. Yelling so loud that the veins in their throat are bulging out.  A crowd like this one can only be for one event: a Notre Dame home football game.  Looking on to the field, a pang of excitement rushed through me.  Excitement in knowing that this is where my want to be for my college years.  The scent of greasy food lingers in the air mixed with sweat and bad bo. But none of this mattered to me.  All that mattered was watching the football game and screaming as loud as possible with the rest of the crowd. Nothing at all compared to that Notre Dame game.

Hello (:

My name is ashley, and I am what most people would consider short.  Yes, I admit it. I'm short (this is something I usually do not like to admit to.)  People say that blondes have more fun, but that's so not true.  Short people have more fun.  For some reason things are just more fun when your short.  Everythings feels more like an adventure. So, in this little blog thing, I'm going to prove that short people have more fun. Myself and my fellow shortys and some tall ones (I don't disgriminate with hight) get into some weird situations and adventures, but their always memoriable.  So, I will let you in on all the fun us short people have. Enjoy (: